Mortadella - Cotton Classic Fit Retro Dark Humor Graphic Tee
A bold Mortadella “Ride the Lunch Meat” graphic tee featuring a surreal floating mortadella sausage under a retro heavy-metal style logo.
A bold Mortadella “Ride the Lunch Meat” graphic tee featuring a surreal floating mortadella sausage under a retro heavy-metal style logo.
Shipping & Returns
| Country |
Standard |
Express |
| US (Mainland) |
US$9.99 (Free $69+) · 10–12d |
US$26.99 (Free $119+) · 7–10d |
| UK · MX · DE · AU · CA · IT · FR · ES |
US$9.99 (Free $69+) · 10–12d |
US$22.99 (Free $119+) · 7–10d |
| BR · IN · ZA · QA |
US$25.99 (Free $199+) · 10–15d |
US$29.99 (Free $159+) · 7–10d |
Orders can be returned within 30 days for exchange or store credit.
Recommended Size
Classic Tee
| Size |
Height (ft/in) |
Weight (lb) |
| XS |
5'3"–5'6" |
110–130 lb |
| S |
5'5"–5'8" |
126–150 lb |
| M |
5'7"–5'10" |
146–174 lb |
| L |
5'9"–6'0" |
170–201 lb |
| XL |
5'11"–6'2" |
194–229 lb |
| 2XL |
6'0"–6'3" |
225–260 lb |
| 3XL |
6'1"–6'4" |
256–291 lb |
| 4XL |
6'2"–6'5" |
284–320 lb |
| 5XL |
6'3"–6'6" |
315–359 lb |
Washed Oversized Tee
| Size |
Height (ft/in) |
Weight (lb) |
| S |
5'5"–5'9" |
126–165 lb |
| M |
5'7"–5'11" |
154–194 lb |
| L |
5'9"–6'1" |
185–229 lb |
| XL |
5'10"–6'2" |
216–260 lb |
| 2XL |
6'0"–6'3" |
245–291 lb |
| 3XL |
6'1"–6'4" |
276–320 lb |
| 4XL |
6'2"–6'5" |
304–351 lb |
| 5XL |
6'3"–6'6" |
335–381 lb |
Hoodie
| Size |
Height (ft/in) |
Weight (lb) |
| S |
5'4"–5'8" |
121–161 lb |
| M |
5'6"–5'10" |
150–190 lb |
| L |
5'8"–6'0" |
181–225 lb |
| XL |
5'10"–6'2" |
216–260 lb |
| 2XL |
6'0"–6'3" |
249–295 lb |
| 3XL |
6'1"–6'4" |
284–331 lb |
| 4XL |
6'2"–6'5" |
320–366 lb |
| 5XL |
6'3"–6'6" |
351–399 lb |
Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit, or size down for a more fitted look.
